Haathi!!

Have u ever called a girl.."haathi mere saathi" ?? Trust me ur in for some shit!! Oh man they hate being called so and are super sensitive about such frivolous things!! They are fat!I am just being polite by using a milder term! Why dont they just agree with the same and carry on in life but no, they gotta get all senti about it and go about making the person who said those lines(in this case me), the mean sadist!!

Why cant they just take jokes for gods sake!!!

CV?Certificates??What bullshit!!!!

Hmmm... what makes a good CV? I never realised the importance of doing stuff just to add it onto my CV . I used to laugh at ppl who used to take part in competitions as well as used to organize events just for certificates. Now i know whose having the last laugh!! However unimportant it might be..take the bloody certificate..take part in the bloody compettion !! it helps to fill up ur so called ordinary(milder form of bullshit) CV!!Especially if ur fresher!!! so as i sit in disgust looking at my CV..i wonder why i dint do what the rest of the herd does!! So until next time..happy CV Building!!

22nd!!

Sad ! Sadder ! Saddest ! 4 hrs sleep in 64 hours ! One humongous Assignment! 18 sessions! Insomnia! That's my 22nd!!

Election Fever!!

Contesting in elections, knowing ur not "Mr popular" is fun!! u have nothing to loose..the results will be out in a few hours!! i know i wont win because of the skewed 6:1 ratio and also that ive never wanted to be popular in college...ill never know how much ive lost by but am sure as an under dog i have ruffled a few feathers!!! This is just the begining... elections'10 it is!!!!!

“Sitaaron se aage jaahaan aur bhi hai Abhi ishq ke imtehaan aur bhi hain Tu shahin hai parwaaz hai kaam tera Tere samne aasman aur bhi hain"

Social Transformation of India ..says who? Says AF Mathew!!

When your Prof. had a FATWA issued against him.. In addition had sought protection from HC against Bajrang Dal in past.. Only he can really teach you about SOCIAL TRANSFORMATION IN INDIA!!

Mathewisms :

"I am like a ray of light in your wretched lives.
I feel like a genius everywhere I go because you people know nothing"

"u dont read newspaper, u dont watch TV, so wat u do all day, watch Porn.... "

"god is standing in front of u
don worry now i hav come
everything will be alright...hmmm "

"If I had not come to teach you who would have emancipated your wretched souls"

"If a girl sleeps with ten boys of her class, she's a slut. If a boy does the same with ten girls, he's a stud. This is the bang-on-target example of gender bias.."

Addressing a lady: "Do you go home and declare, Mom ! Great news !! I'm a lesbian !! "

some 40 % of the students, I interview say Hitler is their role model. I normally select them coz I realize that they need me more

"I will declare I will screen a Lesbian film in auditorium and when all the seats are occupied, I will play the Gay Film"

"Of course I don't believe in that rubbish that all men are equal..You can't be my equal"

"Young people are same everywhere...one big koodadan"

"In Mills & Boon, hero plants a kiss on heroine's forehead and she faints. I think she'll have epilepsy during intercourse"

the list continues!!! I really donno if social transformation of india has happened..one things for sure he has def transformed our lives!!

dhood ban jaongi.....

what a song!!!Read the lyrics and have fun!!!



"dhoodh ban jaongi, malai ban jaongi, botlon mein daal de sharaab ban jaongi
jaam ban jaongi, surahi ban jaongi, machchi ban jaongi, kabaab ban jaongi

saari duniya mein hain deewane, parwaane, afsaane, nazraane mere naam ke
aaye ho yahan to zara baitho mere yaara dildaara diljaani dil thaam ke...
neend jo lage gi to chatai ban jaongi, khaat ban jaongi, razai ban jaongi

maajra hai kya zara mujhe bhi batoa muskuroa na chupao thanedaar ji
ankh to milao, yun na dekho, paas aao, dil churao, le ke jao mera pyar ji
qaid jo karoge mein rihaai ban jaongi, chor ban jaongi, sipahi ban jaongi
botlon mein daal de sharaab ban jaongi

dhoodh ban jaongi, malai ban jaongi, botlon mein daal de sharaab ban jaongi
jaam ban jaongi, surahi ban jaongi, machi ban jaongi, kabaab ban jaongi"

Summer of 09

Well the first 10 days at Gods own Kampus have been a roller coaster!!! Assignments,tasks,case studies,ragging,midnight classes by seniors and yes have had fun too... pranks,getting wet in the rain,pulling each others legs,night canteen,STI classes etc etc.Coming to me, its been bloody tough for me, a person who is used to sleeping for 9 hours gets only 3 hours of sleep on a regular basis will def feel like kicking himself on his backside for dreaming of doing an MBA!! 10 days down the line, i've gotten used to it and strangely finding time to get in 6-7 hours of continuous sleep.Food's decent enough and my hostel rooms amazing- awesome view,a luxurious loo, a roomie who doesn't bug me( i bug him though)and well good hostel mates..btw its a Co-ed hostel here!!lol!!Coming to the academics part- professors are professors!!u hate them u love them!!coming back to the STI classes i mentioned earlier..the best part of life @ iim-k ! Prof Mathew from MICA is hilarious and man he puts u on the spot while covering topics like sexuality,porn,racism etc etc!!the only class which u listen to!!Oh and yeah..200 acres of serene beauty and the hills of wayanad at a distance, make this place awesome! Having a cup of tea while its pouring cats and dogs at midnight, BLISS !!! ill keep posting u guys about what life @ iim-k is !!! until next time cya!!