One Life to Love!!

The past 2 days have been very strange and a lesson for every one on campus that studying aint the only thing in life..a classmate of mine had to be hospitalized due to stress related problems which lead to a slight mental imbalance...thank god he is mostly out of it , but would take time to recover from it...Is studying 24/7 the only thing in life?? Is giving up precious amt of minimum sleep for that extra grade or pay check worth it?? Whats the point of screwing urself mentally and physically and whats the point of these high grades and fat pay checks when u dont have the mental peace or arent in a position to enjoy it!!! Hopefully this example would make everyone atleast here rethink on what they actually want and how better to have a work-life balance...i wouldnt like to write more on this as i think each one of us needs to introspect on this...so until next ..be healthy cause its One Life to Love!!!

Haathi!!

Have u ever called a girl.."haathi mere saathi" ?? Trust me ur in for some shit!! Oh man they hate being called so and are super sensitive about such frivolous things!! They are fat!I am just being polite by using a milder term! Why dont they just agree with the same and carry on in life but no, they gotta get all senti about it and go about making the person who said those lines(in this case me), the mean sadist!!

Why cant they just take jokes for gods sake!!!

CV?Certificates??What bullshit!!!!

Hmmm... what makes a good CV? I never realised the importance of doing stuff just to add it onto my CV . I used to laugh at ppl who used to take part in competitions as well as used to organize events just for certificates. Now i know whose having the last laugh!! However unimportant it might be..take the bloody certificate..take part in the bloody compettion !! it helps to fill up ur so called ordinary(milder form of bullshit) CV!!Especially if ur fresher!!! so as i sit in disgust looking at my CV..i wonder why i dint do what the rest of the herd does!! So until next time..happy CV Building!!

22nd!!

Sad ! Sadder ! Saddest ! 4 hrs sleep in 64 hours ! One humongous Assignment! 18 sessions! Insomnia! That's my 22nd!!

Election Fever!!

Contesting in elections, knowing ur not "Mr popular" is fun!! u have nothing to loose..the results will be out in a few hours!! i know i wont win because of the skewed 6:1 ratio and also that ive never wanted to be popular in college...ill never know how much ive lost by but am sure as an under dog i have ruffled a few feathers!!! This is just the begining... elections'10 it is!!!!!

“Sitaaron se aage jaahaan aur bhi hai Abhi ishq ke imtehaan aur bhi hain Tu shahin hai parwaaz hai kaam tera Tere samne aasman aur bhi hain"

Social Transformation of India ..says who? Says AF Mathew!!

When your Prof. had a FATWA issued against him.. In addition had sought protection from HC against Bajrang Dal in past.. Only he can really teach you about SOCIAL TRANSFORMATION IN INDIA!!

Mathewisms :

"I am like a ray of light in your wretched lives.
I feel like a genius everywhere I go because you people know nothing"

"u dont read newspaper, u dont watch TV, so wat u do all day, watch Porn.... "

"god is standing in front of u
don worry now i hav come
everything will be alright...hmmm "

"If I had not come to teach you who would have emancipated your wretched souls"

"If a girl sleeps with ten boys of her class, she's a slut. If a boy does the same with ten girls, he's a stud. This is the bang-on-target example of gender bias.."

Addressing a lady: "Do you go home and declare, Mom ! Great news !! I'm a lesbian !! "

some 40 % of the students, I interview say Hitler is their role model. I normally select them coz I realize that they need me more

"I will declare I will screen a Lesbian film in auditorium and when all the seats are occupied, I will play the Gay Film"

"Of course I don't believe in that rubbish that all men are equal..You can't be my equal"

"Young people are same everywhere...one big koodadan"

"In Mills & Boon, hero plants a kiss on heroine's forehead and she faints. I think she'll have epilepsy during intercourse"

the list continues!!! I really donno if social transformation of india has happened..one things for sure he has def transformed our lives!!

dhood ban jaongi.....

what a song!!!Read the lyrics and have fun!!!



"dhoodh ban jaongi, malai ban jaongi, botlon mein daal de sharaab ban jaongi
jaam ban jaongi, surahi ban jaongi, machchi ban jaongi, kabaab ban jaongi

saari duniya mein hain deewane, parwaane, afsaane, nazraane mere naam ke
aaye ho yahan to zara baitho mere yaara dildaara diljaani dil thaam ke...
neend jo lage gi to chatai ban jaongi, khaat ban jaongi, razai ban jaongi

maajra hai kya zara mujhe bhi batoa muskuroa na chupao thanedaar ji
ankh to milao, yun na dekho, paas aao, dil churao, le ke jao mera pyar ji
qaid jo karoge mein rihaai ban jaongi, chor ban jaongi, sipahi ban jaongi
botlon mein daal de sharaab ban jaongi

dhoodh ban jaongi, malai ban jaongi, botlon mein daal de sharaab ban jaongi
jaam ban jaongi, surahi ban jaongi, machi ban jaongi, kabaab ban jaongi"

Summer of 09

Well the first 10 days at Gods own Kampus have been a roller coaster!!! Assignments,tasks,case studies,ragging,midnight classes by seniors and yes have had fun too... pranks,getting wet in the rain,pulling each others legs,night canteen,STI classes etc etc.Coming to me, its been bloody tough for me, a person who is used to sleeping for 9 hours gets only 3 hours of sleep on a regular basis will def feel like kicking himself on his backside for dreaming of doing an MBA!! 10 days down the line, i've gotten used to it and strangely finding time to get in 6-7 hours of continuous sleep.Food's decent enough and my hostel rooms amazing- awesome view,a luxurious loo, a roomie who doesn't bug me( i bug him though)and well good hostel mates..btw its a Co-ed hostel here!!lol!!Coming to the academics part- professors are professors!!u hate them u love them!!coming back to the STI classes i mentioned earlier..the best part of life @ iim-k ! Prof Mathew from MICA is hilarious and man he puts u on the spot while covering topics like sexuality,porn,racism etc etc!!the only class which u listen to!!Oh and yeah..200 acres of serene beauty and the hills of wayanad at a distance, make this place awesome! Having a cup of tea while its pouring cats and dogs at midnight, BLISS !!! ill keep posting u guys about what life @ iim-k is !!! until next time cya!!

Bon Voyage !!!

Today, another important journey in life begins..its a new beginning.Got to start all over from scratch.Anxiety,excitement,fright...the feelings are endless...its time for me to get back to school !!! K....Today....Forever !

Kampus Kalling

Komrades..Am in love with the letter "K" ..obsessed with it actually.No no am not superstitious like eKta Kapoor or KJO , but K it is!! K..Today...Forever !!!


P.S:- For people who don't understand a bit of what am saying the hint is "K" :p

Jobless and Am lovin it ?

Ah there comes the day which u've always wanted.The day after the exams are over, no more tensions , ur care free and relaxed.But then do you actually like being jobless!! nothin to do , relaxing can get very boring!! whats life without a bit of spice and sitting at home aint the way to spice it up..tadka maarke!!!Now its been 2 days and am already begining to get very restless and irritated!!God help my family n friends :P
Am jobless and yes am not lovin it!!!

Nation over region!!!

The Results to the lok sabbha elections are out!!Some surprises with some big wigs loosing, some parties getting routed in areas of their dominance, some under dogs showing the world nothings impossible as long as u believe in it, some miracles and the list goes on but the best and the most important thing we can take away from the results is the realization that the countries more important than a specific regional interest when it comes to voting in the lok sabbha.The last few years we had regional parties defining wad this country would do and what would their policies be.But the election results have shown that everybody was a stable strong government at the center which would take the necessary steps & decisions its lacking. i really hope this is just the beginning and hope to see some fresh faces in the cabinet who would realize the importance and the strength of the position they are holding and the desires of the people so that they could fullfill them !!! I know its optimistic but as obama said some time back "Yes, We Can" and India is country which can !!! The Great Indian Tamasha ends but been hell of an amazing circus!!!

24 hours!

How much can ur life change in 24 hours i ask?Hmmm not much..apart from attending ur last day in college and also getting to know what ur future holds!!Strange times ahead.. donno where we heading but one things for sure lifes gonna change !! 4 years of engineering suddenly seems a short time and how i wished i was till in 4th year at the end of the day tomorrow...Dono wads in store ahead..may be i work? may be i study further?confusion all around...as they say lifes a rollercoaster!!!

People change....i did too...

You make friends and get to know them as time passes..some stick on and others don't.. a question which i still can't answer is why those who drift away from u, actually drift away? Am i to be blamed ?Was i at fault for things turning out the way they have?
Questions keep popping up as u move from school to college and then beyond..each time the same question and each time the same helplessness in trying to figure out what the actual reason was..the hardest part is when some good friends move away from u!! u try doing everything u can to stop it form happening even though u know its pointless..Ive come to this realization that people change and i did too...was that the reason? Could very well be..but its sad that things are destined to be not what u want to be!!

P.S:-this is my 150th post!!should been a cheerful one but strangely it turned out to be the opposite...anyways il be back on a regular basis now..so stick on cause ur gonna have some fun...

Absent???

27-11-08 : My last exam of the semester.Subject-AI.At the end of those 3 hours of torture am sure i wil pass the exam

A Month and a Half Later:

22-01-09:Osmania results out...but wait ..i havent attended AI?? I was Absent for it!!! Overall Status:Student Failed

The results were a shocker.I was absent for an exam??Where the hell was i during the exam??Questions were asked but no answers were available..why why was i marked absent in an exam even though i was present for it physically as well as mentally, a rare combination though :p.I was pissed and went straight to the college authorities who told me indirectly "sorry we cant help as of now..wait for the actual memos to come and then we'll see if we can do anything" .Those losers love playing with the lives of students and take things so easy.Dont they understand that we too are humans??If their children ha dot go through the same shit would they have said the same?Anyways i fired those losers and then used contacts in OU to get an application filed.strangely the college where i wrote the exam was more willing to help though i expected the opposite.

Days passed , no change yet...tension building as i needed them for my interviews at certain colleges....Finally 2 weeks on...

07-02-09 :The OU people call up and inform me about the new memo .I zoom to the office and pick it up.I was so happy to see the word "Passed" in my memo that i gave a bunch of cops 50 bucks for their "chai-pani".

Anyways moral of the story..ur college wont help u when u need them...never trust ur university ...build contacts wherever u can from watchmen to officers cause one day ull need them and last but not the least dont be shocked if ur marked "absent" when ur results are out..it happens as they say , ur not the only one!!

Accounts:
Expenditure:
Total Bribe Paid =Rs. 150
Petrol Bill= Rs. 200 (Car and bike)
Mental bill = i doubt i have a brain so no comments :P
Miscellaneous Costs= college authorities mental peace after i fired them left right ..................... & center
Income:
Marks in AI= 60
Result : Passed

Sabatical

Will be back soon just getting things in place ..till then dasvidaniya and oh yeah Happy New year!!

Cows with Guns!!!