Saturday, August 8, 2009

Social Transformation of India ..says who? Says AF Mathew!!

When your Prof. had a FATWA issued against him.. In addition had sought protection from HC against Bajrang Dal in past.. Only he can really teach you about SOCIAL TRANSFORMATION IN INDIA!!

Mathewisms :

"I am like a ray of light in your wretched lives.
I feel like a genius everywhere I go because you people know nothing"

"u dont read newspaper, u dont watch TV, so wat u do all day, watch Porn.... "

"god is standing in front of u
don worry now i hav come
everything will be alright...hmmm "

"If I had not come to teach you who would have emancipated your wretched souls"

"If a girl sleeps with ten boys of her class, she's a slut. If a boy does the same with ten girls, he's a stud. This is the bang-on-target example of gender bias.."

Addressing a lady: "Do you go home and declare, Mom ! Great news !! I'm a lesbian !! "

some 40 % of the students, I interview say Hitler is their role model. I normally select them coz I realize that they need me more

"I will declare I will screen a Lesbian film in auditorium and when all the seats are occupied, I will play the Gay Film"

"Of course I don't believe in that rubbish that all men are equal..You can't be my equal"

"Young people are same everywhere...one big koodadan"

"In Mills & Boon, hero plants a kiss on heroine's forehead and she faints. I think she'll have epilepsy during intercourse"

the list continues!!! I really donno if social transformation of india has happened..one things for sure he has def transformed our lives!!

10 comments:

Pranav Kumar V said...

WOW!! Seriously!! WOW!! :D

ROFL LMAO @ last one!! :D

tell me... did anyone EVER fall asleep in his class?? Very unlikely!! No doubt an MCB... and so I laike it!! ;)

See you when I see you... :D

P.S. Keep posting a Mathew-ian update once in a while... its cool!! :D

Poornaa Venkatesan said...

LOL! I like the STUD one! He is God level!

hc said...

@ pk : no one has ..actually the other day one guy was sleepy..he told him " think am pamela anderson stripping and ur watching a porn movie" :P

Swarna said...

Dude. An attempt to limit his essence to those few quotes is blasphemy.

Hasn't he called you centipedes yet? We have evolved from one dirty pupa and 112 pupas into a cocoon stage.

hc said...

@ swarna..i totally agree with u sitting in his class is an experience which cant be put down in a few lines...he is god!!!

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I just finished up watching the Reruns, and it was wonderful. :D
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shikha said...

recently attended his lecture...amazing..amazing...amazing...
broadening my horizon

Saniya Shaikh said...
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Saniya Shaikh said...

Hahaha this is hilarious! Prof A.F. Mathew will be a part of Godrej India Culture Lab's adda 'Subcultures to Sab-culture' on Friday, November 11, 5PM. He will be speaking on the relationship between the fringe and the mainstream; how subcultures innovate, challenge and disquiet the status quo & more! You must not miss this event!
Check out the details and RSVP here: http://indiaculturelab.org/events/special-events/subcultures-to-sab-culture-a-public-adda-on-newness-in-contemporary-india/