The Return of me!

Its been ages since i posted..reasons galore! and i promise to be back soon...okay gotta run off again!! Ah! an MBA life!

One Life to Love!!

The past 2 days have been very strange and a lesson for every one on campus that studying aint the only thing in life..a classmate of mine had to be hospitalized due to stress related problems which lead to a slight mental imbalance...thank god he is mostly out of it , but would take time to recover from it...Is studying 24/7 the only thing in life?? Is giving up precious amt of minimum sleep for that extra grade or pay check worth it?? Whats the point of screwing urself mentally and physically and whats the point of these high grades and fat pay checks when u dont have the mental peace or arent in a position to enjoy it!!! Hopefully this example would make everyone atleast here rethink on what they actually want and how better to have a work-life balance...i wouldnt like to write more on this as i think each one of us needs to introspect on this...so until next ..be healthy cause its One Life to Love!!!

Haathi!!

Have u ever called a girl.."haathi mere saathi" ?? Trust me ur in for some shit!! Oh man they hate being called so and are super sensitive about such frivolous things!! They are fat!I am just being polite by using a milder term! Why dont they just agree with the same and carry on in life but no, they gotta get all senti about it and go about making the person who said those lines(in this case me), the mean sadist!!

Why cant they just take jokes for gods sake!!!

CV?Certificates??What bullshit!!!!

Hmmm... what makes a good CV? I never realised the importance of doing stuff just to add it onto my CV . I used to laugh at ppl who used to take part in competitions as well as used to organize events just for certificates. Now i know whose having the last laugh!! However unimportant it might be..take the bloody certificate..take part in the bloody compettion !! it helps to fill up ur so called ordinary(milder form of bullshit) CV!!Especially if ur fresher!!! so as i sit in disgust looking at my CV..i wonder why i dint do what the rest of the herd does!! So until next time..happy CV Building!!

22nd!!

Sad ! Sadder ! Saddest ! 4 hrs sleep in 64 hours ! One humongous Assignment! 18 sessions! Insomnia! That's my 22nd!!

Election Fever!!

Contesting in elections, knowing ur not "Mr popular" is fun!! u have nothing to loose..the results will be out in a few hours!! i know i wont win because of the skewed 6:1 ratio and also that ive never wanted to be popular in college...ill never know how much ive lost by but am sure as an under dog i have ruffled a few feathers!!! This is just the begining... elections'10 it is!!!!!

“Sitaaron se aage jaahaan aur bhi hai Abhi ishq ke imtehaan aur bhi hain Tu shahin hai parwaaz hai kaam tera Tere samne aasman aur bhi hain"

Social Transformation of India ..says who? Says AF Mathew!!

When your Prof. had a FATWA issued against him.. In addition had sought protection from HC against Bajrang Dal in past.. Only he can really teach you about SOCIAL TRANSFORMATION IN INDIA!!

Mathewisms :

"I am like a ray of light in your wretched lives.
I feel like a genius everywhere I go because you people know nothing"

"u dont read newspaper, u dont watch TV, so wat u do all day, watch Porn.... "

"god is standing in front of u
don worry now i hav come
everything will be alright...hmmm "

"If I had not come to teach you who would have emancipated your wretched souls"

"If a girl sleeps with ten boys of her class, she's a slut. If a boy does the same with ten girls, he's a stud. This is the bang-on-target example of gender bias.."

Addressing a lady: "Do you go home and declare, Mom ! Great news !! I'm a lesbian !! "

some 40 % of the students, I interview say Hitler is their role model. I normally select them coz I realize that they need me more

"I will declare I will screen a Lesbian film in auditorium and when all the seats are occupied, I will play the Gay Film"

"Of course I don't believe in that rubbish that all men are equal..You can't be my equal"

"Young people are same everywhere...one big koodadan"

"In Mills & Boon, hero plants a kiss on heroine's forehead and she faints. I think she'll have epilepsy during intercourse"

the list continues!!! I really donno if social transformation of india has happened..one things for sure he has def transformed our lives!!