Bomb!!!

Yeah ur comps gonna explode while u read this...possible aint it??Billboards..trees..garbage bins..buses..cars..lamps..apart from the normal...expect one where u least expect it ..may be in the wc where u shit :p....this is the new threat..expect one when u least expect in places u least expect and in a number which is expectedly high..earlier they used to be1,2., 3 then went to the 6,5,7 bombs..now its 17,18,19...nice Progression na...go calculate the next series of attacks....earlier they used to be some normal clocks used as timers but now they use microchips..probabaly they have started goin to colleges for placements too..lol..wads happening??No clue!!
So in this age of terror we can just do onething to be careful and vigilant!!!Changing our routine by not doing wad we used to...not goin to places becuase they may be terror hot spots aint the right way!! We have to show it to those losers that u cant beta our spirit..no matter wad they do we will give it back to them and do exactly the opposite of wad they want us to do!!So ppl do whatever it takes to make this country safer each in his own way by keeping ur eyes open but never give in to them..il end up with these words...
Vande Mataram..Maa Tujhe Salaam

Mohe Rang De!!!

Politicians aka Maoists..Terrorists...Goondas..Criminals..Extremists..Factionists...etc All of them may sound different , look different but in reality they all are the same..All for one..One for all...Can u distinguish each from the other? Can u say this person is that and not this??Is anyone of any good to the country?Do we need them??Is this is what democracy is all about?Is it what we deserve?Are we proud of this "rich " heritage of ours?Are we too one of them?

Its for ppl like u to answer this and go make a difference..for how long can we sit back and let things get out of hand and then cry at the state fo affairs...do something..be proactive!!Its time for a change and we need to instigate the change..be the spark..

Doesnt this sound too much like Rang De Basanti??Hmm..may be..but somethings gotta be done cause when the going gets tough..the tougher gets going...

Mohe Rang De!!!

Socha hai?? Rock On!!!

The words say it all...do read the lyrics..make alot of sense..think abt it and as the song says kya socha hai?? have we ever thought about why things happen and y this si that and that is this??


Singer: Farhan Akhtar
Music: Shankar Ehsaan Loy
Lyrics: Javed Akhtar
Movie: Rock On!!

aasma hai neela kyun
paani geela geela kyun
gol kyun hai zamee
silk mein hai narmi kyun
aag mein hai garmi kyun
do aur do paanch kyun nahi

ped ho gaye kam kyun
teen hain ye mausam kyun
chaand do kyun nahi
duniya mein hai jung kyun
behta laal rang kyun
sarhaden hain kyun har kahin
socha hai... ye tumne kya kabhi
socha hai... ki hain ye kya sabhi
socha nahi to socho abhi

behti kyun hai har nadi
hoti kya hai roshni
barf girti hai kyun
dost kyun hain roothte
taare kyun hain toot-te
baadlon mein bijli hai kyun
socha hai... ye tumne kya kabhi
socha hai... ki hain ye kya sabhi
socha nahi to socho abhi

sannata sunai nahi deta
aur hawayen dikhayi nahi deti
scha hai kya kabhi
hota hai ye kyun............

aasma hai neela kyun
paani geela geela kyun
gol kyu hai zamee
silk mein hai narmi kyun
aag mein hai garmi kyun
do aur do paanch kyun nahi

ped ho gaye kam kyun
teen hain ye mausam kyun
chaand do kyun nahi
duniya mein hai jung kyun
behta laal rang kyun
sarhaden hain kyun har kahin
socha hai... ye tumne kya kabhi
socha hai... ki hain ye kya sabhi
socha nahi to socho abhi......


The song can be downloaded from the following link
Download Socha Hai

Whose that chap ??? :p

Taken in one of the u know wad in the boys wash room in the college today..lacks clarity but give it a hard look..the person in question whose pic is placed wherever may resemble someone who most of college may hate!!And not to make a controversy out of it i wasnt involved..the pic was found by a fellow studious classmate of mine!!Take ur guesses and leave a comment on thsi amazing pic..and again sorry for the lack of clarity had to zoom into it...

The Great Indian Tamasha- Trust Vote 2008!!

Its UPA ...naaa its the NDA + LEFT....naa again a reversal its UPA ...as of this second its UPA who has 261(they claim to have a support of so many) and NDA 259..and the rest 20 odd r still undecided..Will the government survive?Who wil be the highest paid MP for switching sides?Who will the SP finally vote for? Will mayawati show her true colours at the last moment?Will the Left backout ?Will the TRS suddenly realise that congress is a better bet?Will the gowdas again go back to the congress?Will somnath quit from the speakers post?Will manmohan Singh resign before the trust vote? Will the deal still go through if the government looses the trust vote? Will the elections happen?Will the voting system work without any "errors"?

Too many questions ...all will be surely answered on the d day!!! one things for sure...some MPs and Regional Parties will be the winners making crores of money...one more question..Why am i studying?? Why dint i think of joining politics?When will i launch my party? oh god..why am i thinking all this shit?

Are they above the law ?? Fine this cop or il beat u up!!!

i get fined every second day for using a number plate which has KA in it as its from karnataka..dont understand y?? common am an indian and if i have the freedom to reside anywhere i should have the freedom to use my vehicle anywhere too...thats another issue which i shall express my opinions later on..now coming back to the fact that is the police above the law they r there to protect and apply...they have the f***ing right to fien me for some foolish thing y cant they apply their own bloody rules on their community ...caught this cop on a bike today without a helmet and the traffic cop dint bother to even go upto him ... couldnt take the pic of the traffic cop as i was trying to avoid the cop becuase of my number plate!! who is the law for???Am sure they wil get away with murder too cause the inspector at the police station wil say " apun ka hi admi hai chod do na sahib"!! losah! suckas!!! am sure to abuse one of them soon..waiting to take my frustation out on those assholes who do wad they do only to make some money through "decent" means....

CAT 2008 !!

The notification is out!! The forms wil be available from the 14th at all major Axis Bank Branches for Rs 1300.The forms wil be available till the first week of august.for more info on all this visit www.catiim.in The exam will be held on 16th November,2008.

Damn we only have 4 months left and my performance in AIMCATS is just getting worse...DI is turning out to be the major pain..hoping for the best!!Anyone any strategies???

Junoon..Kuch kar dikhane ka!!

Rarely does a show come across on tv which actually represents all the forms of music and gives an equal opportunity to all the major genres in India (sufi,folk,bollywood) to present themselves to an audience which has very or infact zero knowledge of the different genres of music in the Indian subcontinent excpet for bollywood.Junoon is one fo those exceptions that comes on ndtv imagine and the idea behind this reality show is unique and takes lots of guts for the producer and the channel to present genres which are not at al popular.Earlier if someone would have told me to listen to Sufi , i would have laughed it off as some rubbish but now after listyening to it, u get an all new feeling..as the say goosebumps!!U get so into the emotions in the song that u feel ur in a diff world.I recommend that every one watches this show,junnon .. kuch kar dikhane ka, which come on ndtv imagine , and realises the depth and emotions that the other various forms of music in India atleast have..

Just to help people out with wad sufi and folk is all about ill write a few lines about each..

Sufi: It's generally observed that the lyrics of the verses are in such a way that the depict god as the lover of the worshipper. Sufi poets write from the point of view of a female in love with her lover (god).Sufi music is extremely popular throughout the world especially in India and Pakistan. some noted and famous sufi singers from the 2 countries are Nusrat Fateh ALi Khan,Rahet fateh ALi Khan,Abida Parveen, Wadali Brothers, Hansraj Hans. There are even popular sufi rock bands such as Junoon (pakistan).Sufi music is spiritual and soothing

Folk:The original meaning of the term "folk music" was synonymous with the term "Traditional music", also often including World Music and Roots music; the term "Traditional music" was given its more specific meaning to distinguish it from the other definitions that "Folk music" is now considered to encompass.Folk music can also describe a particular kind of popular music which is based on traditional music. In contemporary times, this kind of folk music is often performed by professional musicians. Indian folk music is diverse because of India's vast cultural diversity. It has many forms including bhangra, lavani, dandiya and Rajasthani. The arrival of movies and pop music weakened folk music's popularity, but cheaply recordable music has made it easier to find and helped revive the traditions. Folk music (desi) has been influential on classical music, which is viewed as a higher art form. Instruments and styles have impacted classical ragas. It is also not uncommon for major writers, saints and poets to have large musical libraries and traditions to their name, often sung in thumri (semi-classical) style. Most of the folk music of India is dance-oriented.

Apdi pode??!!

Wad an Ad!! Thats the way to set the dance floor on fire..Abhishek bachan in his hilarious best in the MOTOROKR Ad..the ad simply rocks like the rokr...and this has become so famous that we have ppl doin the moves in college all the time...wanna dance?? Apdi pode pode!!!

All gud things come to an end...its true its true....ADSENSE!!!

55 Dollars was all i had made til then...was goin through my routines and checking my mail when i came across this....

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It as a shocker...all the money i had made til then all down the drain..55 dollars..2200 bucks..damn!!!! y y me!!! they say some invalid clicks..common prove ti to me losers that i had clicked on my ads.I asked them to do so but no reply..common now some unknown ppl whom i dono go clickin on my ads i cant help it!!But the reality was i had lost all the money !! all my dreams of utilising my first salary had just vanished..and i wa sbakc to reality...So is it the end of Adsense on my blog?? Yes for the tiem being..but il be bakc with more adsense syuff and this tiem they wil have to pay me for every single click and not just get away with sending a mail with all that rubbish...Btw Adbrite's stil on the blog but making nothing...literaly nothing from it .. 0.01 $ is wad i earn from it per day.

Any suggestions anyone for some better advertisment agencies who wil atleast pay for the valid clicks and not run away when its time to give the money!!!And ppl at google if u read this..guys in India we have the Freedom Of Speech..so better be prepared to here more of thsi stuff from as a certain someone says " the young argumentative Indian"

Argh!!

Its been hectic!!Not finding the time to blog and a post is long over due..let me just get used to this new cycle of mine and ill be back sooner than u can expect!!Aprt from all this no ADSENSE on the blog!!So my next post wil be on adsense and wad went wrong in our "dealing"!!

So until next time as a gud friend of mine says cya when i cya!!

Back to College!!

Zindagi ne zindagi bhar gam diye..one such gham is goin back to the place we hate the most..apna college!!But as they say there is kabhi khusi kabhi gham and the ghams in going back am waiting to see wad the khushi is!!The teachers list is already out and ppl have already decided that they will be getting a backlog in one lab for sure..that particular teacher is known ot flunk ppl in labs that too in 4-2..ask me y??Things like not shaving,long hair,clothes,entering the clas sbefore him,fanmaking some noise and the resonating sound blowing his fuse off....anything and i mean anything under the sun can be a reason and for most of the ppl who flunk its got nothing to do with academics..btw if ur fair and a girlon top of that then ur sure to top the exam..the teachers got an obsession with his fairness and anyone out theer wanst to know how to become fair or not get a tan or wadever with being fair do contact him and he wil be free to give u tips and actually write down the names of a few creams...abt a year and a half back the very same guy had taught us for half a sem and in one such class he took a paper ,scribbled down the name of the cream and chori chori chupke chupke passed it onto one particular girl that too in class while he was teaching....there's a lot to be spoken abt this great teacher of ours and most of u would have undertsood by now that who is this gr8 soul....

Coming back to the topic of goin back to college...soem ppl might sing the famous pink floyd song "coming back to life"..not me...here its more like tacking back my life and going back to prison with a changal doing mangal in a jungle!!

Just imagine..pappu and us!!

Imagine this!!! My college people dancing on this song for euphoria!!Uzair,sarda,Milan, pk,hasan,abhinav and me!! yes me!!!Just imagine.....pappu cant dance saala!!!Man cant stop laughing imagining us doin this...btw none and i mean none of us can dance..just imagine!!

Here's the video.. and the lyrics follow...btw dono y ,it might sound dumb but i like this song!! just imagine...

Lyrics:

Tirkit tana tirkit tana teeri tana let’s dance
Tirkit tana tirkit tana teeri tana let’s dance

Hai muscular, hai popular, hai muscular, hai popular, spectacular, he is a bachelor
Paapu ki gaadi tez hai, Pappu kudiyon mein craze hai
Pappu ki aankhen light blue, pappu dikhta angrez hai
Rado ki ghadi haathon mein perfume gucci wala

But Pappu can’t dance saala, Pappu can’t dance saala
Pappu naach nahi sakta
Tirkit tana tirkit tana teeri tana let’s dance
Tirkit tana tirkit tana teeri tana let’s dance

Paida Pappu hua to kismatein chamki
Aur uske muh mein thi chandi ki chamchi
Hey hey hey Pappu ke paas hai paisa
Hey ye.. ye.. haathon ke mail ke jaisa
Hey hey hey Pappu yaaron ka yaar hai
Hey ye.. ye.. Pappu hot hai and smart hai
But Pappu can’t dance saala, Pappu can’t dance saala
Pappu naach nahi sakta

Tirkit tana tirkit tana teeri tana let’s dance
Tirkit tana tirkit tana teeri tana let’s dance

Papa kehte hain bada naam karega, mera Pappu to aisa kaam karega
Hey hey hey Pappu ke paas hai P.A.
Hey ye..ye.. karta hai France mein holiday
Hey hey hey Pappu guitar bajata hai
Hey ye.. ye.. jahan jaata hai chhaa jaata hai
But Pappu can’t dance saala
Tirkit tana tirkit tana teeri tana let’s dance
Tirkit tana tirkit tana teeri tana let’s dance

But Pappu can’t dance saala, Pappu naach nahi sakta
Tirkit tana tirkit tana teeri tana let’s dance
Tirkit tana tirkit tana teeri tana let’s dance
Pappu naach nahi sakta
Tirkit tana tirkit tana teeri tana let’s dance

Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Na...Reviewed!!!

Jaane tu ya jaane na...! i still cant sing it better than imran khan!damn!What a movie!!After a very long time saw a movie on the first day itself and it was def worth it!!

It has been a while since I sat through a film that made me smile, and at times even break into a hearty laughter. Jaane Tu… Ya Jaane Na, did both..my rating puts it one of the best youth oriented films in a long time..the music fits in very well with the movie and from time to time you might see bits of urself in one of the characters being potrayed on the screen.

Two decades ago, the Mansoor Khan-helmed Qayamat Se Qayamat Tak, starring two newcomers (Aamir Khan, Juhi Chawla), focused on teenage love, with parental opposition acting as an obstacle. The story wasn't new, but the treatment was fresh and inventive. QSQT remains one of the finest reference films in this genre and rightly so!Jaane Tu… Ya Jaane Na doesn't dare to be different. Basically a simple tale about a group of friends, it focuses on one couple that's in love, but is in a state of denial. Haven't we watched similar love stories in the past, you may ask. Sure, we have, but the execution of the subject makes all the difference.Jaane Tu… Ya Jaane Na works for a number of solid reasons and that's what the viewer carries home. A decent fare that takes you back to your adolescence, when friends seem to be the be-all and end-all.

Jai (Imran Khan) and Aditi (Genelia) are buddies. In fact, they hang out with their group of friends, but have eyes for each other only. Their friends know that Jai and Aditi are perfect for each other. Their parents know this as well. Everybody knows this. But the couple doesn't. So when do they realise it’s love?

Go watch it to know more..

Verdict: The bottom line is, Jaane Tu... is a nice, feel-good film – minus the chiffons and New York skyscrapers – that does not aspire to be a great work of art. Thank god for that!

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Top 10 Most Prevalent Global Malware

Still tryin to get over the virus attack on my comp...so i thought it shall be fit to let u ppl know the top 10 most prevalent global malware..just pray u guys dont get attacked by these!! if i u do..simply FORMAT...here is the list...



1. TROJ_GENERIC

Malware Type: Trojan
This is the Trend Micro generic detection for low-threat Trojans. It also installs itself as a browser helper object (BHO) by creating certain registry keys.

2. WORM_NUWAR.CQ

Malware Type: Worm
This worm arrives as an attachment to mass-mailed email messages. It spreads by attaching a copy of itself to an email message, which it sends using its own Simple Mail Transfer Protocol (SMTP) engine. Having its own SMTP engine allows it to send messages without using any mailing application, such as MS Outlook.

3. WORM_NYXEM.E

Malware Type: Worm
This worm propagates by attaching copies of itself to email messages that it sends to target addresses, using its own SMTP engine. Through this SMTP engine, it is able to easily send the email message without using other mailing applications, such as Microsoft Outlook.

4. WORM_NETSKY.DAM

Malware Type: Worm
This is Trend Micro's detection for the damaged samples of WORM_NETSKY variants. It runs on Windows 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000 and XP.

5. HTML_NETSKY.P

Malware Type: HTML
This HTML malware arrives as an email with an executable file attachment that is detected by Trend Micro as WORM_NETSKY.P. It exploits a known vulnerability in Internet Explorer versions 5.01 and 5.5 known as the Automatic Execution of Embedded MIME Type. This vulnerability causes Internet Explorer to automatically run executable file attachments in email messages.

6. TROJ_SMALL.EDW

Malware Type: Trojan
This Trojan arrives as a file dropped by other malware like WORM_NUWAR.CQ or as a file downloaded unknowingly by a user when visiting malicious URLs. It may also arrive as a downloaded copy by earlier variants.

It is also spammed via email using subject lines related to specific events. The image below is a sample of the said email message.


7. WORM_RONTKBR.GEN

Malware Type: Worm
This is Trend Micro's detection for unknown and future variants of WORM_RONTOKBRO and WORM_BRONTOK malware programs. It serves as a proactive means of safeguarding against possible attacks of the aforementioned malware.

8. WORM_ANIG.A

Malware Type: Worm
This memory-resident worm propagates by dropping copies of itself in shared network drives. It steals login information and saves the obtained data in a file, which can be retrieved by a remote user. Its keylogger component substitutes the standard Microsoft Graphical Identification and Authentication DLL (MSGINA.DLL) to carry out its information-stealing routine.

9. PE_PARITE.A

Malware Type: Worm
This file infector infects .EXE and .SCR files on an infected system and on remote network shares with read and write access. It makes use of port 30167 in order to access network shares. It stays in memory by injecting itself into EXPLORER.EXE; thus, hiding its running process.

10. WORM_MOFEI.B

Malware Type: Worm
This destructive, memory-resident worm attempts to log on to remote machines using a list of user names. It then drops and executes a copy of itself on the remote machines. It has backdoor capabilities, and may execute commands coming from a remote malicious user. The said routine provides the remote user virtual control over the affected machine, thus compromising system security.

Source: Trend Micro

Trojan Attack!!

Its been long due..a virus/trojan attack was bound to happen and i was just clinging onto the hope that AVG8 would be able to protect my comp..but on lines of expectations it dint!!Its as useless and ineffective!!The trojans keep attacking and keep multiplying and some weird .gif images numbered from 1 to 15 are getting created in the TEMP folder! i cant do a shit but delete it or patiently read the pop up from AVG that theres an infection on board!!!YES I ALREADY KNOW THAT >>NOW DO SOMETHING SUCKA!!!

Ive tried every trick under the sun to get rid off it...y the hell doesnt system restore work when needed the most!!!Am counting down all available options and i think the only thing thats gonna work now is formatting and installing windows again...Anyone has any suggestions on how to kil these trojans please feel free to debate them here!! Atleast it might help someone else out...

Bill Gates has retired from Microsoft but i dont think the viruses want to leave MS so soon!!Philanthropy aint there cup of tea!!So expectedly i again propagate LINUX and especially UBUNTU..dono wads keepin me away from installin it again...y am i so lazy!!!!And for all those fools who think that by reading my blog trojans are gonna come onto their sytems...yes they will cause its my curse.the curse of the deadly diamond(what did i just type??)..if i have to suffer so do u ..lol

Placed!!

Finally am placed..the moments of agony despair anxiety tension fright nervousness are all over.Placed in 2 companies infosys and capgemini!! Its been damn tiring and am sure il take time to recover from this but it was worth every bit of it!! this hopefully shall be my last post on placements as the chapter has closed on a happy note!!Ill get back to business of posting soon..so until next time keep reading stuff here and if ur a food buff and want to check out some gud old recipes on some quick but delicious food which is simpler then gettin a job do visit this blog
Tabula Rasa am sure ul agree with the statement then that Cookin aint rocket science!!