Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Artificial Intelligence

I dono y we chose this as our elective thinking that it would be easy !!On the contrary, its the biggest pain !!!Struggling to get something into my head and i dont think the situations gonna improve over the next 36 hours!!! Just praying the stuff i know comes or else its backlog time!!!Man how do they expect us to remember so much of shit!! I though D.A.A was tough but this is the baap of D.A.A..atleast there algorithms were easy to understand and the only difficult part was mugging them ..but here its the opposite!!God help us!!! Anyone willing to teach me??Okay back to doing wad ive been doin ,that is trying to get some artificial intelligence to understand this intelligence...as a friend would say see you when i see you!!!

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad!!!

Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad!! If u still dont get it...google it..funtastic!!

Friday, November 21, 2008

And am still waiting!!!!

I hate waiting!!!I hate it when ppl delay things!!!Its so often in life that i have to wait and wait and wait and wait................. and wait for some people or somethings in life.For me the waiting is a tad more because am punctual and the ppl i know aren't anything but punctual!!

Right from the school days, i used to go with this friend to school..and he used to be so late that i could go and come back from school in that much time.And am still waiting !!!

Then in college met this freak who would always be sleeping and unfortunately or some might say fortunately we go together..and again the same old story .And am still waiting!!!

You go to a government office for some documents they make u wait and wait ..till u loose ur patience and eventually walk out..they do this so that they don't have to move their ass off the chair.And am still waiting!!!

Results!! Get them done with fast..have i passed or failed!!Nope they will make me wait and wait till am just about to pee in my pants.And am still waiting!!!

Girls!! Haven't found anyone yet sadly : p.The only good part of it that i don't have to wait for a girl to land up at some place for a date.Girls are always late.And am still waiting!!

Food!!!When ur hungry u surely will be made to wait longer than usual.Donno if it's coincidental but it always seem to happen with me.And am still waiting!!!

Money!! My first salary is still a long way off and till then i can keep dreaming about earning some rokda.And am still waiting!!!

Waiting!!! Waiting for this waiting get over.And am still waiting!!!

While am writing this post am waiting for a call so that i can go to a friends house and study for my exam but as usual waiting is something that never leaves me.And am still waiting!!!

And am still waiting!!! And i simply hate it!!!

The Makeover-Modi!!!

Yes our very very famous Mr .Modi is going in for a makeover!! No , no not Lalit Modi of The IPL, Its the man we love to hate rather i love to hate..as one famous person quoted "the maut ka saudagar" , none other than wohich apun ka Modi..how u ask?? Look at him guys..he is running from city to city to meet the top industrialists and then promising major economic changes..but the one thing that stands out is his move to demolish a number of illegal temples in his land against the wishes of the Sangh!!!This is called an XTREME MAKEOVER !!! The same man who was a so called "icon" of hindutva going against it now!! Seems strange isnt it...This got me thinking ..why?? itna badlav?? kyun??Then struck the idea..mr modi wants to play the game at the center!! He wants to be the PM in waiting and for that he needs to change the perceptions people have abt him!! But then are people actually so dumb not to catch the obvious trick in it!!!I really dont think he'll ever be able to get a makeover after the riots!!!I dont like him a bit !!!U cant kill so many and then say sorry dude that was a mistake...if he thinks its totally fine and an apology is all that he has to give for ppl to forgive him ..he's wrong..every culprit whose lying in the jails also must be thinking of the same..if modi can it so can i!!! Sorry Mr Modi..ur not fit to be the PM of this nation and dont try going in for a makeover only for show!!!Change ur inner ideoligies first!!!!

Btw the only makeover u can have is a nice hair-do(btw arent u bald)..imagine u on a thunderbird wearing a leather jacket and maathe par lamba sa tilak and a few flags of ur party and u going for campaigning!!! Man...Terminator style fulto!!!Yes i forgot the gun too..damn kool na!!! :p

disclaimer: i dint mean to hurt the sentiments of any such person!! the characters spoken of are made up and the relevance to any person living or dead is not intentional!!! i hope i dont get beaten up at the end of this...and if am found with a few broken bones u know y..please dont bother asking why then when u see me like that!!!

Thursday, November 20, 2008

I am a hypcorite!!!

Am I ?? To survive in a civilized world one needs to be a hypocrite. Otherwise u cant??

I abuse ppl who litter on the road and when i do it, i think its fine cause either everyone does it or am doin it lesser than them or wads the municipal corporation for??

When someone else breaks a traffic signal i curse them and when i do it, its totally fine cause am getting late ..gotta do it!!!

I bribe cops when caught but otherwise i cant stop looking down at them as filthy greedy animals!!

I laugh at those politicians in the parliament but i end up voting for one of them!!!

I talk abt morals and values and they suddenly dont exist when i need to break them!!!

Many such examples of where we do the oppsite of wad we actually say.
So am i a hypocrite?? I dono !! Its for u to answer

Blogathon!!!

Yes u heard it rite!! A blog a day for the next 60 days!!!Why u ask?? Just something new to do in life..pretty exhausted with the exams so this will be a way to relax for me..okay any suggestions on topics , do post them here and i will surely blog on them!!! Ready for the challenge?So here it goes..blogathon begins now!!!

Friday, November 14, 2008

Meow!!!!

Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow ...

Whats with the meows huh???Simple man its meow time..36 hours to the most dangerous meow...as they say the baap of all meows.. apun ka CAT!!! CAT boleto wohich mba entrance exam jo hum log kabhi kabhi likhte hain!!!

So wads my strategy for the D-Day?? Nothin much ...go have a ball!!! Have fun playing with the numbers in the paper and who knows if lucks on my side i may bell the cat..if i dont then better luck next time!!!

My strategy for the coming 2 days..watch the match and russel peters an dagain have a ball !!! Lets party dude!!!All da best!!!!