Placements Phobia - Part 2!!

2 days to go for my big test!!A month back i wrote abt the placement phobia ppl were goin through and how they were stressing themselves out!And now i think am exactly doin the same too as i just have 2 more days to go!! the reason for my phobia is the college administration which is sending these scary mails abt how tough its gonna be and technical stuff and all..PPl who have already gone through this and have gotten into companies like infosys have told me that there aint any technical stuff but the college administration disagrees with it totally!!And thats the scary part-Technical Interview!!!Am a decent student but then technical grillin is something am not at all looking forward too...Anyways i may not post much in the comin week got placement tests of infosys,wipro,accenture,capgemini(kanbay),deloitte etc in the coming week so will be preoccupied with it..

Plz wish me all the luck cause i need it :p

Where??Thats the Dilemma!!!

This is the question that haunts everyone once they r done with their schooling(12th) .....Engineering? Medicine?Law?fine Arts? Journalism?...the fields and opportunities are endless in this time and age but these enormous options itself cause much difficulty and confusion.Gone are the days where it was either u do engineering(BTech/BE),BA 0r medicine(MBBS)..apart from these there wasnt much and life was way simpler...now its complex..il illustrate this with an example of a friend of mine whose just finished 12th and doesnt know wat to do ...

She did damn well in her 12th boards but screwed up to a certain extent her EAMCET(Rank:13,000 approx) and Bits(total:252) exams..she wants certain subjects of her choice in certain colleges and sadly she cant ..and through donation its just not possible because she's too late..So after much thinking she said she wanted to od her MBA after her graduation so the choices were cut down to BITS-PILANI DUBAI (she got 95% in her 12th so wil be a cake walk for her to get a seat there) ,ST FRANCIS HYD where she thought she'll do a Bsc and then SreeNidhi college of engineering...

She went to sreenidhi ,dint like the crowd much so put that place on the back burner for now and the took a seat in st francis just as an option to fall back upon...bits dubai the results still have to come..

But sadly the confusion still aint over!! she wants to do her mba and if she needs to apply to certain colleges abroad(US mainly) she has to do a 4 year course and not a3 year course as in st francis!!!Y???? i have no fuckin clue y are these dumb rules made for indians in specific...

She comes upto me for help in deciding..ME of all ppl????? yes!!! okay if it wasnt for the MBA clause i would have told her go to St francis , enjoy life and then do the MBA but now ..am confused and clueless too...any suggestions anyone???

Confusion is the keyword here!! Am happy am done with all that very well knowing in a years time ill have to go through the same shit for my admissions into a B_school...y cant that bloody ass sitting in delhi make the system way simpler than waisting time in implementing quotas and calling certain ppl "yuvraj " and "the next PM"...

MORAL:Life is such a Bitch :p

College Again??? itni jaldi nahi yaar,,,,

Been a week since the exams have gotten over and am back to college!!feels strange without any holidays..and even stranger is comin to college sitting in class and not studying for engineering but for placements!!!Today being the first day i sat for the first half with great enthu but as soon as the lunch break began i couldnt resist runnin away from that hot hell called vasavi!!

The stuff thats being taught is way below the CAT level and i find it dumb to do those questions when i need to spend time in doin high funda stuff..Due to the Deans warnin of no placements if we dont attend, ive decided to attend the morning session throughout this week to show respect to the great man...

And after that am off for a holiday to delhi and nainital so "il bear this shit for the week"..ek hafte ki to baat hai na

Placement Phobia???

For ur disappointment i dont have this phobia..but many of my batchmates r stricken with this disease :p..

One month for our placements to begin!!Most say"Oh shit! only a month..i need to start preparing"..these guys r a bunch of losers...getting a good job isnt abt mugging shit!!yes shit because most of my friends who have got placed say monotonously wadever uve done till now is useless and an utter waste of time. It has no relevance in ur job!!

My "mahan" college is further agonizing them by sending mails across that this year placements wil be very less due to the recession and blah blah and that ur ward should attend the placement training!!I agree there is recession but that ainta reason to attend that stupid placement training taught by dumb freaks in the middle of summer from 9 to 5 in a godforsaken prison called vasavi!

The training might help ppl whose english needs improvement and whose skills need to be refined overall but it definitely not necessary for everyone!!Apart from the gds(group discussions) and pi(personal interviews) there is nothing else that attracts me!!The rest of the stuff is already being taught to me at my cat classes and by teachers who r way better..but y wil my dumb college listen to this..i mentioned this to one teacher of mine and got an amazing lecture on this and the authorities threatened to bar people who do not attend the placement training from taking part in the placements!!

Nice warning sir..but that wont work with everyone!! ppl out their r smarter these days..

ok now getting back to the phobia issue...all of them plan to attend the placement training regularly and plan to slog their ass out and study study study during this "crucial" month!! My suggestion to them is instead concentrate on ur CAT or GRE!! that will also help in the placements...

Now the question arises will i attend the placement training???I dont want to but then certain compulsions in life might force me to :p..so if u see me sitting in college totally disgusted and abusing the hell out of ppl..then take picha lite..u know why!!

Wish me luck!!!!