Whose that chap ??? :p

Taken in one of the u know wad in the boys wash room in the college today..lacks clarity but give it a hard look..the person in question whose pic is placed wherever may resemble someone who most of college may hate!!And not to make a controversy out of it i wasnt involved..the pic was found by a fellow studious classmate of mine!!Take ur guesses and leave a comment on thsi amazing pic..and again sorry for the lack of clarity had to zoom into it...

Apdi pode??!!

Wad an Ad!! Thats the way to set the dance floor on fire..Abhishek bachan in his hilarious best in the MOTOROKR Ad..the ad simply rocks like the rokr...and this has become so famous that we have ppl doin the moves in college all the time...wanna dance?? Apdi pode pode!!!

Comic strips On "Fuel and our Wallets"!!

Fried Onions!!! Cooking isnt rocket science!!

This video was made to show ppl like my brother who have no idea abt cookin how to make the onions light brown fried! This video is meant to help those who feel handicapped when they are away from family and dont seem to understand wad do we mean by "brown the onions" !! Especially we indians who love chicken curry and when away from india want to make it as they cant do without it!!And seriously guys cooking isnt rocket science!! btw has anyone seen the movie ratatouille!! hope i got the spelling right...the rats an amazing cook i say!

The video was edited,photographed and wadever not by me..all credits due!!!

Kittens and Cats!!

Another one of those dumb - really dumb theories and i was asked to mention this here by the person who propagated this..

KITTENS ARE FAT AND CATS ARE THIN!!!

Makes any sense to u???And to give u more gyan abt y this person said this...we have a pet kitten in our apartments and i noticed that it had become very weak and thin!! The person says "hitesh u know wad ..kittens are fat and cats are thin so the kitten is turning into a cat thats why its growing thin"

WHAT!!!!! CAN'T GET U !!!Somebody go tell this person we are not in fairyland!! i already have though :p

Anyone out their who thinks the same and who can help me in understanding the funda behind this please help!!! Hey P.K.( he's the inhouse vet of Vasavi apart from being my classmate) can u please decipher this..the poor soul that is me is lost in tryin to figure this out..hahaha..

and again ill end with a cautionary note "dont mean to insult anyone"...have to do this in this age of ppl filin cases left right centre...i cant afford a lawyer!!! lol..and hey ive used the word "person" instead of any gender or name again because i dint bother takin permission to mention the name..u see i believe in privacy and IP Rights
..and hey if i find anyone copying my stuff.....i cant do much but abuse u..so u dont wanna get abused just mention a refernce linking to my blog..lol!!!

Prescription Contd....

On the last post that very person countered it and said she never mentioned chemical shit..but hey am smarter than u..and read between the lines..haha!!! common aint it simple light->chemical reaction->migraine->eureka!!! ill post the convo here without mentionin names as i havent bothered asking for permission :p
she>>

oye u got it all wrong

chemical reactions bull shit

i only said varying intensity of light effects my eyes
me>>
thats my observation
she>>
n i gotta strain lots n hence i have igraine headaches
me>>

yeah thats chemical re

i read between the lines

we can argue hear

ill paste this convo too :p
she>>
fine the door bell's gonna ring

And then she came..Na not to beat me up but to return some books!!But dint go without saying that it Aint Photo-sensitivity anymore!!! gud to see that my blog can make ppl change opinions :p .... hey no offence mam..just having fun..aur agar aap ko koi aur shikayath hai tho humme bol di jiye hum usse bhi likh denge aur humme maaf kar de

Prescription!!

okay ppl..i was having this weird conversation with this friend of mine on migraine.She suffers from it..so she tells me she suffers from it due to the following reasons

1)Coffee!
2)Cheese!
3)Photo- sensitivity!

Now this is as weird as it can be..cheese and migraine?? coffee and migraine?? and the best of all photo-sensitivity and migraine????????????? ill share with u the funda behind photo-sensitivity ..and dont mistake this with photosynthesis for god sake even though her concept and photosynthesis are very very much similar.As she says when she goes out in the sun..due to the sun shine there is a chemical change in her somehow and that triggers the release of certain chemicals into the brain that causes severe migraine!!! Aint it similar to photosynthesis??there sunlight and carbon dioxide cause certain chemical reactions and food is produced..in her case migraine :p

Dont ask me how cheese and migraine are because after hearin the photosynthesis story oops photo sensitivity thing i said lite!!i think i dont wanna fiddle with my concepts abt diseases :p..So anybody out there who has an explanation to this please feel free to help me out in giving a prescription to this mad freak!!

Facebook in Reality!!

Saw this really hilarious video ..its a nice take on wad life can become due to these online social communities which we all have become part of sadly and just cant stop using them..

Some of the funniest videos taking a dig at facebook follow... wad would life be without youtube !!

LOL!!

I'd like to share some of the funniest moments of my trip(luckily those in which i wasnt involved)....they r many more but had patience to upload only these..

i start off with a pic which i took from that train..a huge crowd gathered to drink water at the water line meant to fill the toilets of the train without noticing that there are taps behind just for ppl like them...


This is too kool a sardar who dint have the guts to climb on that very horse on which he is posing as gabar singh...but this gabbar singh was a coward :p



And here is a hot favourite for ppl who love eating liver and rogan josh...spelt here as ROGAN JUICE AND LEVER CURRY

Butterfly Effect-Can flapping of wings cause a tornado??

I came across this unique theory at a General Awareness class so found it worth mentioning here.In simple words the theory states that if a butterfly flaps its wings at a faster rate than it usually does, it can actually cause some serious stuff--you name it from a cyclone to a tornado ..seriously ppl am not kidding here...an amazing concept based on air pressures and all...worth giving it a read.The following article from wiki will help u further understand it..I know its difficult to believe but its been proved...strange strange world!!

The butterfly effect is a phrase that encapsulates the more technical notion of sensitive dependence on initial conditions in chaos theory. Small variations of the initial condition of a dynamical system may produce large variations in the long term behavior of the system. So this is sometimes presented as esoteric behavior, but can be exhibited by very simple systems: for example, a ball placed at the crest of a hill might roll into any of several valleys depending on slight differences in initial position

The phrase refers to the idea that a butterfly's wings might create tiny changes in the atmosphere that may ultimately alter the path of a tornado or delay, accelerate or even prevent the occurrence of a tornado in a certain location. The flapping wing represents a small change in the initial condition of the system, which causes a chain of events leading to large-scale alterations of events. Had the butterfly not flapped its wings, the trajectory of the system might have been vastly different. Of course the butterfly cannot literally cause a tornado. The kinetic energy in a tornado is enormously larger than the energy in the turbulence of a butterfly. The kinetic energy of a tornado is ultimately provided by the sun and the butterfly can only influence certain details of weather events in a chaotic manner.

So the next time there's an unexpected tornado or cyclone in ur area..u know the reason :p

Bon Appetite!!!-The Adventures Of the Chef that never was!!

If there ever was a day i repented not doin hotel management ..its today!!!Mom's out of town so i've to fend for my own food!!The easy way out would be either get it from outside or ask the servant to cook..but then me being me...i decided to cook!!

Ive earlier cooked non-veg a few times which has come out well and can make anything to with eggs and snacks...but today i decided to make lemon rice..from start to finish!!The adventure begins now....

Cookin rice turned out to be the most difficult part which for a "veteran" like me was a cake walk:p...now came the most important part putting the masalas just the right amount and makin it as good as it can get!!I knew that the masalas had to be turmeric,salt and red chilli with green chillies,kadipata and groundnuts!!Just to cross check i went online and found out that i have to fry channa dal too and some other seeds..So did exactly what was told step by step and guess wad it came out super duper!!! - IT AINT GONNA EVER BE BETTER THAN THIS!!!!

So am on cloud number 9 with my mouth watering cooking and wil soon try out fried rice too..cooking chicken aint a task here because ive done that and conquered it with my head held high!!

The adventures of the chef continues and il keep updating u about some of my best recipes.i some how feel like ratatouille(its a movie where a rat discovers that it is a hell of a cook and so am i!!!!)Anyone wants to try it out gimme a call and come over..il be honored to feed the hungry:p...and any recipes u wanna share feel free to speak ot the gr8 one....

So until next time keep eating!!
Bon Appetite!!!

"somebody gonna get a hurt real bad"

Russell Peters.. Who else can it be??????????Its difficult writing about him because nothin can match up to style and humour!! See it to believe it!!Undoubtedly the FUNNIEST INDIAN!!!

Russell has made his reputation by speaking to people that no one else is talking to. Much of his comedy speaks to immigrant communities around the world - Indian, Arab, Caribbean, Chinese, Filipino, Korean, Vietnamese, and other South and Southeast Asian communities that remain invisible to the mainstream media and sometimes to the broader white population. Russell’s recent DVD and CD, Outsourced, was taped before a sold out audience at the Warfield Theatre in San Francisco, and gives viewers and listeners an excellent overview of Russell’s comedic genius. He paces the stage interacting with the audience, tossing off one-liners and engaging in impromptu dialogue with his fans. As much a humorist as a comedian, Russell doesn’t really tell jokes. Rather, he uses his wry observations on the subjects of race, class and culture to illuminate our human shortcomings with the sizzling accuracy of a well-aimed laser. “I don’t put people down,” Russell points out. “I want to elevate them, but in a funny way.” His quick wit and ability to mimic language and accents allows Russell to create characters of all races and cultures and forge an immediate bond with his audiences, regardless of their racial and cultural background. Outsourced has gone eleven times Platinum in his home country of Canada.

Russell has been doing stand up for 18 years and already has an impressive resume. He had a recurring role in the Canadian sitcom Lord Have Mercy and hosted his own BBC chat show Network East Late, where he interviewed Ismail Merchant, of Merchant Ivory productions, UK hit makers Faithless, Gurinder Chadha, director of Bend It Like Beckham and many other South Asian and mainstream artists and personalities. His movie credits include the comedy Quarter Life Crises, My Baby’s Daddy and the martial arts flick Tiger Claws III.

Russell’s comedy is rooted in the reality of growing up brown in white Canadian society. “My family and I are Anglo-Indian,” Russell explains. “Anglo-Indians are a community of Indians from India who mixed with the British when they occupied India. Both of my parents are Anglo-Indian and their parents were Anglo-Indians and so on.”

Popularity

Peters' popularity extends to several countries. In Canada, Peters became the first comedian to sell out at Toronto's Air Canada Centre, with more than 15,000 tickets in two days for the single show. He ended up selling over 30,000 tickets nationally over the two-day sales period. A total of over 50,000 tickets were sold across six cities.

Awards and recognitions

• 2004 - Nomination for the Gemini Award in the category "Best Individual Performance in a Comedy Program or Series". This was for Show Me The Funny, from the TV-series Comedy Now! (1997)

Achievements

• First South Asian to headline and sell-out the Apollo Theater in New York City. The Apollo show was produced by Dan Nainan, a South Asian comedian who also performed at the show.

• First North American based comedian to perform in India (Bangalore, Mumbai, Delhi, and Kolkata)

• First South Asian on DEF comedy jam.

I follow this up with some of his famous videos..youtube him for more on the funniest Indian!

Sardarji Da Funda!!

Pakistani, Bangladeshi and OUR Sardar are in a bar one night having a beer.


The Pakistani drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "In Islamabad our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."

The Bangladeshi [obviously impressed by this] drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces.

He says "In Dhaka we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."

OUR Sardar, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Pakistani and Bangladeshi. He says "In India we have so many Pakistanis and Bangladeshi that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."

Balle balle !!!!


PS:-No offence to anyone..just a joke so take lite!!!!

Singing...oops sinking!!!

German Coast Guard - Lost in Translation..very funny guys do watch it..This is y u gotta learn english if not for ur gud but def for others...







moral of the story:"learn english"

Crazy Frog Bros

This is an adaptation of the famous crazy frog song by 2 brothers..one of the best and funniest videos ive ever seen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgoOihBb78w